The American Apologist

There are a great many pundits on the Internet, or in public media, who attempt to prophesize the future of America as President Obama pushes his liberal/socialist agenda. But only yours truly, ProphetJoe, has accurately predicted the following:

• the loss of personal privacy,
• the increase in crime (as the result of the failed economic policies and gun control legislation),
• the hardships faced by our senior citizens.

To prove my prophetic prowess, I need only reference 1 story — distributed by the Associated Press and it can be found at the NY Post:

Couple robbed while having sex in Dumpster

ASSOCIATED PRESS

Last Updated: 1:22 PM, September 16, 2009

Posted: 1:22 PM, September 16, 2009

WICHITA, Kan. — A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Wichita police say two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

Officers say the man and woman were engaged in “an intimate moment” when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.

Police say one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.

First of all, there’s not an average of 1 woman per 10,000 that would agree to intimacy in a dumpster under ANY circumstance, so this 44 year old man could either sell you the Brooklyn Bridge or he more well-endowed than the Rockefeller Foundation.

Secondly… there really isn’t any other point, is there? They were having “an intimate moment” in a dumpster!! I’m pretty sure this is exactly how the Roman and Greek empires began to crumble and fall…

If that’s not enough. Let’s look at how Obama’s community organizers are doing:

Joe